The problem with a good sport is you have to prove it.

Overheard at the luncheon: “I know nothing but good about her.” “Alright then, let’s talk about someone else.”

You know your friend is really sick if it’s on his day off from work.

Newsman ... “I don’t make jokes. I just watch politicians and report what they do.”

She noticed... “Infants don’t have nearly as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery.”

In Washington, D.C., they say if you want a friend, buy a dog.

What did God say after creating man? “I can do better.”