Tuesday, March 1, 2016
The doctor told my best friend ... “If you’re going to make it, you’ve got to quit smoking.” My buddy said, “Hey, that’s easy. I’ve done it a dozen times.”.
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Monday, Nov. 9, 2015
I gave up golf when I learned for me it was mostly long walking, disappointment and bad math. (Score keeping to your regulars.).
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Thursday, Aug. 6, 2015
Overheard: My uncle is often loaded ... drunk to you ... He walks a lot in the street carrying a box marked “dynamite” so he never gets hit..
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Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Overheard at the luncheon: “I know nothing but good about her.” “Alright then, let’s talk about someone else.”.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Overheard: Real estate agent to an old guy, “This would be a great investment.” His response, “Are you kidding? At my age I don’t even buy green bananas.”.
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Monday, March 30, 2015
A friend quit playing golf when he realized you can judge a man’s religion by what he says when he misses a short putt..
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Monday, March 16, 2015
Pause and remember. We should bless all lawyers. Who else would get us out of the trouble they got us into?.
