If you can see light at the end of the tunnel, you’re looking the wrong way.

Ever wonder why doctors call what they do “practice?”

The big cities of America are becoming thirdworld countries.

The doctor told my best friend ... “If you’re going to make it, you’ve got to quit smoking.” My buddy said, “Hey, that’s easy. I’ve done it a dozen times.”

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. – Herbert Hoover