Good advice ... When wine, women and song get to be too much for you ... give up the singing.

You may be going over the hill when you smile at everyone cause you cant hear what they’re saying.

Overheard: “ I don’t like political jokes anymore ... too many are getting elected.”

A friend quit playing golf when he realized you can judge a man’s religion by what he says when he misses a short putt.

Wife: “I’ve been trying to get something for my husband ... but haven’t had an offer yet.”