Just a thought: No man is really successful until his mother-in-law admits it.

Pity the poor barber who cuts hair all day then goes home to mow the lawn.

A fundraiser is a person who spends his time urging you to spend your money.

Pause and remember. We should bless all lawyers. Who else would get us out of the trouble they got us into?

Overheard: “I remember when things were so bad they started cutting the wages of sins.”

Lotsa husbands complain, “My wife is as pretty as she used to be. It just takes longer now.”