Overheard, “My girlfriend isn’t fat. She only weighs one hundred and plenty.”

Wife: “I was a fool when I married you.”

Husband: “Yeah, we were two of a kind.”

Have you noticed? A person who has nothing to say often says it too often.

I gave up golf when I learned for me it was mostly long walking, disappointment and bad math. (Score keeping to your regulars.)

Mother to daughter ... “Do you know what the best birth control method is in the world?” “No.” “That’s it.”

Overheard ... My best friend is a lawyer who spends all his time studying the Bible ... looking for loopholes.

Chuck Fellers